Interesting...

Of course, it's always easy to make that sort of offer when you know there's no chance it'll be implemented, and it gives you the moral high ground in the meantime, but hey...

Oh my! This is just hilarious....

"Touched by his Noodly Appendage"

Don't forget, though, as is often the case, there's a serious point.

Excerpt:

"Of the thousands of e-mails Mr Henderson has received, he says that about 95 per cent have been supportive, while the other five per cent 'have said I am going to hell'".