Oasis songwriter Noel Gallagher told MTV that he would vote Labour (at yesterday's election) because if the Conservative party wins "Phil Collins is threatening to come back and live here. And let’s face it, none of us want that."

ONLINE CASINO BUYS BRITNEY’S ‘HOME PREGNANCY TEST’
US online casino Golden Palace has paid $5,001 for Britney Spears’ alleged home pregnancy test. "It’s hard to put a price on Britney Spears’ urine," Golden Palace spokesman Drew Black said.


of course, they may be just taking the piss....

Y'see, the world turns better when people are just plain reasonable....