Thursday, February 16, 2006

"So, Cheney shot a guy in the face.

It's ok, though, he's a lawyer - he can just use his other face."

HT: This guy

Sunday, January 22, 2006

How the media can finally ask the questions they want...


Mr. President, we have all heard the reports that you are extremely health-conscious—exercising daily, eating right, and making sure you get to bed at a decent hour. But with all the stress that comes along with being the leader of the free world, I imagine there must be days when you find yourself hard-pressed to find time to run. And as for healthy sleep patterns, I know when I'm under a great deal of stress I sometimes lie in bed tossing and turning until the wee hours of the morning. I've tried Ambien, warm milk, sheep-counting. Nothing seems to help. So tell me, Mr. President, how do you sleep at night?


On my tour of the White House, I noticed that the hall leading from the Oval Office to the press room is devoid of mirrors or reflective surfaces of any kind. Now, surely you sometimes want to make sure your tie is straight or your hair is fixed before a press conference. Mr President, How do you even look at yourself in the mirror?


In my journalistic pursuits, I have traveled the nation, interviewing Americans in small towns to try to get a feel for the attitudes of the masses toward their elected officials. As you have undoubtedly heard, Mr. President, support for the war in Iraq is waning, not only in big cities but in the heartland as well. I'm reminded of an older gentleman I encountered in the tiny hamlet of Hale, Missouri—fairly solid Bush country in both 2000 and 2004. He tells me that many of his doubts and fears about the war could be assuaged if you would accept the Hale Town Council's standing invitation for you to come speak at the local high school, laying out the successes in Iraq not reported by the liberal media. So I ask you, President Bush, why don't you just go to Hale?


A while back, a wire story on the contents of your personal iPod reported that you were listening to the Knack, Credence Clearwater Revival, and Van Morrison. Noticeably absent from the reported playlist at that time were any classic '70s soul-music artists such as Al Green or James Brown. Perhaps you have added some Marvin Gaye to the rotation since that story. I wonder if you'd like to update us on your current iPod selections. Have you no soul, Mr. President?

Friday, January 13, 2006

"Like many other indigos, Jasmine is home-schooled..." pretty much says it all.

Except that probably the most worrying thing is that 68 per cent of Americans believe in angels.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Hooooo boy, but ya gotta just LOVE an election year!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

And they finished THIRD!

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

There, but for the grace of Rod, go the rest of us.....

Some of these are just brilliantly cringe-making! Particularly enjoyed the Condi Rice Photoshop hoo-hah.


Nice piece by Jason Fry in the Journal about TiVo.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Again, it bears saying - without even getting to the bottom of this - that absolutely nothing surprises me anymore about this administration and the apologists for its illegal war.

Any and all deaths before their time are tragic. His family deserve better.